当你笑了，全世界都爱你，让你心情愉悦的搞笑句子
人字两笔：一笔前进，一笔后退；
一笔逆境，一笔顺境；
一笔付出，一笔收获。
身处困境时，先给自己一个微笑。
世上最美的风景，就在你的脸上。
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朋友圈的搞笑句子
“我妈生我下来，是让我减肥的？我妈看到我减肥她不心疼啊？我真的太自私了，因为旁人的看法，忽视了最爱我的人。今天这个宵夜，不是为自己吃的，是为我妈吃的。”
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"My mother gave birth to me to help me lose weight? My mom doesn't feel sorry when she sees me lose weight? I am really too selfish because of the opinions of others, ignoring the person who loves me the most. This late night is not for myself, but for my mother."
“刚刚遇到卖草莓的，他说他的草莓绝对是最甜的东西。我嗤之以鼻，怎么可能有比我还甜的东西呢？又是虚假宣传。”
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"I just met a strawberry seller who said his strawberries are definitely the sweetest thing. I sneered, how could there be anything sweeter than me? It's false advertising again."
“我没有初心，我的初心就是想躺着，千万别跟我说“勿忘初心”，我正奋斗呢，你一劝，当场就躺下了。”
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"I have no original intention, my original intention is to lie down. Don't tell me "don't forget your original intention". I am struggling, but when you advise me, I lie down on the spot."
“你说我化成灰你都认识，我用美颜相机拍照发朋友圈，你在下面问：“这谁？””
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"You said you know me when I turned into dust. I used a beauty camera to take photos and post them on my social media. You asked below, "Who is this?""
“和人吵架的时候最好去楼梯吵，这样的好处是：吵完了双方都有台阶下。”
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"When arguing with someone, it's best to go to the stairs to argue. The advantage of this is that both parties have steps down after the argument."
“能借我点钱吗？”“滚犊子！”“咱能文明点吗？”“翻滚吧，牛宝宝！”“………”
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"Can you lend me some money?" "Rolling calf!" "Can we be more civilized?" "Rolling calf!" "..."
“头发长有什么好处？”“一回头就是一巴掌。”
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"What are the benefits of having long hair?" "When you turn around, it's like slapping."
“太阳公公，不要晒黑我，请晒黑我爸爸妈妈的头发。”
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"Grandpa Sun, don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair."
“兄弟，你包里的钱好眼熟，有点像我的。能给我看看吗？”
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"Brother, the money in your bag looks familiar to you, it looks a bit like mine. Can you show me?"
